Relationship Status: Desperately Single

[desperatelysingle]

Honestly, dating IRL scares the shit out of me. 

Originally posted by neaarty

I am determined to do everything in my power to keep myself out of spontaneous real-life interactions in the wildlife. That’s the reason why I would rather take my time crafting the perfect user profile than go meet someone in a bar or wherever humans go to perform their mating rituals these days.

Originally posted by synthtee

Does that make me a bad person? Well, on dating sites, I can present the best side of me minus the anxious weird mumbling part of me. So I’m actually doing everyone a favour here.

Originally posted by asapscience

If it’s out there, I’m gonna try it. Sites, apps, pigeon post, letters to Santa, newspaper ads… Bitch I’m ON it.

Originally posted by gameraboy1

But only until I find my prince charming who will love me for me. As if that would ever happen lol. 

Originally posted by dothrakidaenerys

[sugardaters]

love it